Motivation

How to be an Instagram fighter: a comprehensive guide.

By January 16, 2024 No Comments

Why would you put in all the effort and train twice a day? Why kill yourself daily?! You could just be an Instagram fighter. Why live a hard life if you could just lie to people?! The majority will never know.

The ones that do know are just haters! They hate you cuz they ain’t you.

Step 1: Make sure you get at least one highlight in a fight. Getting the W is for real fighters; once you get that one move, you can quit. Why do you keep fighting? There’s a video to edit!

Step 2: Tell people it’s not about the record. It’s better to be 0-10 with a lot of IG likes than actual wins. Remember, every like counts! Bonus points if you get shares as well!

Step 3: Whenever some of your old training partners do really well, you just tell everyone you used to beat them in sparring all the time. Remember that time you knocked him out?! The fairies in Lala Land certainly do.

Step 4: After being active for a while, you have two options. Recycle old highlights, but from a new angle if available. Or just beat up beginners for the camera. Likes guaranteed, plus you look crazy slick. Don’t bother getting better; just find the lowest-level sparring partner available.

Step 5: Have an excuse ready for not having too much tape online. Remember, the promoters are deleting all your fights! They want to sabotage your career!

Step 6: Also have an excuse for not fighting for ages. Taking care of your sick puppy is a full-time commitment!

Step 7: go to the gym daily just to take some footage and bail asap after that. It’s all about priorities!

What did I miss? Let me know in the comments

On training and fighting in Thailand

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Until next time.

Alex

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