Have you ever heard someone who claimed that karma was a bitch? It’s a popular phrase these days: karma’s a bitch and then you die or life’s a bitch and then you die. People even get tattoos about it. It’s funny because you’re as big of a bitch as karma. Most people act like they’ll live forever (you’ll die one day that’s for sure) and act like nothing can get to them. It’s a bad attitude because those people are mostly selfish and care about others at all. There’s a big difference between getting rid of toxic people and just hurting people because you’re an asshole. Drunk or not, I don’t care. A drunk asshole remains an asshole. The hangover the day after is well deserved.
This posted about sex was planned a long time ago. I just didn’t know when I was going to release it. I just didn’t want this post to be incomplete when I released it. Besides most guys from my age wouldn’t agree with my vision on this matter either. I know 3 guys who agree with me and they’re really the minority. The other guys would probably laugh at me, mock me or call me weird. Those people should be happy that stupidity and a giant ego doesn’t kill people. We wouldn’t have an overpopulated planet if this was the case. Those guys should read some books instead of chasing girls with fancy looks.
My good buddy Luke from sweetmachinefitness (check his blog out) once told me that I had biblical values. I was pretty surprised when he told me that since I’m not a Christian and I’d never read a page of the Bible in my life. I got what he meant as soon as I read the Book of Proverbs. Well, this post is no joke and I’m going to provoke. Enjoy!
Do you feel unmotivated from time to time? Congratulations you’re human! There are certain levels of course. Some people are lethargic and never seem to be motivated at all. Those people mostly look dead in their eyes. I noticed that those people are mostly bored to death but are feeling too unmotivated to change a thing about it. The struggle must be real. Those people should be more active because constantly doing nothing is pretty exhausting. That’s pretty ironic, right? Being lazy must be a full-time struggle. But I can’t relate to those people but I don’t want to either.
Here’s a short message for all the lazy people: just fucking do it! Nobody wants to hear your excuses and neither do you. I don’t want to hear that you don’t have time. Everybody has time but some people are just better at setting priorities. Are you still feeling unmotivated? Well here’s a little trick that might help you. It’s easy but beware of a certain pitfall. I’ll share it at the end of this blog. People who’re lazy can skip the last part. It’s not applicable to them.
I’ll never forget the first thing I heard about college life. Most people were talking about all the parties, the excessive booze and all the other things that they did. But they told me one thing that really stood out to me. They told me that this would be the best period of my life and that I should make the most out of it. Those guys claimed that real life is pretty boring and starts as soon as you leave college. They all would eagerly go back to college just to do it one more time. Unhappiness makes people do crazy dumb shit and those guys were the prime example of it.
Let’s talk about the best motivational speech that I ever heard. A lot of people are a big fan of motivational speeches these days. The speeches fire them up but they all wait for the perfect moment to use this energy. There’s no such thing as the perfect Monday but keep on looking. You’ll just find frustration and misery if you’re taking that road. But I guess that you’re here to find out which motivational speech is the best? Or at least the best in my opinion? It’s not a long one. Great isn’t it? The speech contained two simple words. These two words really enlighted a fire inside of me. Well, it was already there but somebody made it even bigger. That guy made one mistake. He told me the following two words: YOU CAN’T.
So you want to live a successful life? I’ve heard people claim this so many times. It only gets worse as the people get older. They all want success but nobody seems to have an exact definition of what a successful life actually is. So those people start to play the lottery because they suddenly want a lot of money. The lottery is one of the biggest jokes these days. You’ll win a lot of money but you’ll lose everything else. I never link a successful life to money since there are a lot of people who’re unsuccessful but still rich. They could have gotten a heritage for example. Those people are mostly broke after a while as well. Success isn’t a material thing although people treat it that way.
Why do you assume that so many poor people buy stuff that they can’t afford? They want people to look at them. It’s all smoke and mirrors. What’s the point of wearing a watch that costs more than some cars if you can’t provide for your family? You might disagree with what I’m about to tell you but that’s okay. I really don’t care to be honest. Stop reading this post and go buy some stuff that you actually can’t afford. You’ll feel like your bank account after a while. Completely empty.
Men take out your notebook and start taking notes because I’m going to debunk a common belief. You should be a good guy instead of a nice guy. Good guys are actually great guys. They do everything with a pure intention. For example: complementing a girl because she actually looks good and not because they’re trying to sleep with her. They’re basically the opposite of the nice guy. I don’t like guys who act like the nice guy, to be honest. They’re a disgrace to all men. They’re the ones that you should eagerly avoid because they mostly get nothing but a bad reputation. It takes a long time to build up a good one but it only takes a few seconds to make a bad one.
Did you know that I didn’t drink a drop of booze since the summer of 2016? I’m pretty proud of it, to be honest. I once wrote a post about why I didn’t like it but I never gave a reason on why I stopped indulging booze. I can tell you that a lot of people don’t get it. Most of them came up with their own theories on why I stopped and they’re pretty funny, to be honest. Someone claimed that I couldn’t handle alcohol. That guy claimed that I couldn’t drink a lot without being drunk. This is just dumb if you ask me. I wouldn’t be proud if I would be able to indulge a lot of booze. People who’re able to drink a lot are trained to do it. This is pretty problematic if you ask me.
Most stories that start with vodka end up with a hangover or with a one night stand that at least one of the two regrets. Well enough about booze. Ladies and gentlemen, I stopped drinking booze and here’s why.
So you’re going to date again this year? I mean you really should if you’re single. Well, you should and you shouldn’t. Never date the wrong person! Just follow your gut feeling since that’ll help you realize whether you found the right person or not. Most people do the exact opposite. They don’t follow their gut feeling and end up having tons of bad dates. How do I know you ask? Because you wouldn’t be reading this post if you’d followed your gut feeling in the first place. Or you’re just out of a long-term relationship and you’ve got no clue how to date these days. That’s another possibility of course. Don’t worry I’m here to help.